found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
“WE’RE”
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Soulless!Sam once visited The Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
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No, the only one doing the Carlton is Carlton. The other two are dreaming of being so fabulous.
The whole hip, leg, and feet movement is impossible to replicate. There can only be one.
> SILENCE, WENCH!
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- Friend: You're so judgmental
- Me: Cause I'm picky about the women I date?
- Friend: YES!
- Me: I disagree.
- Friend: So what's your criteria?
- Me: Willpower
- Friend: kay...
- Me: The ability to overcome the odds, do the amazing.
- Friend: How can you even measure that?
- Me: I'm glad you asked that question. What I do is hand them a green power ring. If they make it flicker or spark I'll give them a shot. If she gets corrupted and tries to take over the world, I feel like she would be jealous of my numerous female friends. BUT If she uses it to create cash to pay the bill, THEN she's a keeper.
- Friend: This is a nerd thing isn't it?
- Me: It really is.
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dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of…
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